墨菲定律,如果你觉得有些是会出问题,就一定会出问题

Murphy's Law

If anything can go wrong, it will。

如果事情还能更糟的话，它会的。

In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong。

在现实生活中，没有什么事情是永远正确的。所以，如果每件事都在朝好的方向发展……一定出问题了。

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious。

愚蠢是不可避免的，因为愚蠢太富有创造力了。

Everything takes longer than you think

每件事总比你估计的要多花点时间

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first

每当你准备做什么的时候，总有些别的事你得先做了。

Every solution breeds new problems

每个解决办法都会衍生出新的问题。

The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance

文件的可读性和它的重要性是成反比的。

The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet

面包往下掉的时候，抹了黄油一面冲下的概率和地毯的价值成正比。

You will always find something in the last place you look

东西总是在你最后去找的地方被发现。

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse

听之任之的话，事情一般不会向好的方向发展。

After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original

在你丢了东西到处找不到并买了新的后，你就会找回原来丢了的那样。

The other line always moves faster

你旁边的车道总是比你这条走得快些。